The Lord Taketh Away Alex Jones’ Money

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🗓️ 8 August 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Satan, Mary Mags, and Moses stop by God Pod+ and we all have a good laugh at the smiting of Alex Jones. We celebrate the state of Kansas for preserving a woman’s right to choose. We discuss what people might do to celebrate National Lobster Day. On Conspiracy Corner, Moses uncovers the Georgia Guidestones' mystery. The Satan Show is packed with the latest entertainment news from the HBO Max and Discovery+ merger scandal to the best shows to watch before they are canceled... or not, we're not sure what's going on. Grab some woke meatless sausage and listen to the God Pod on your favorite listening gadget to find out if Moses enjoys phat beats. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on the godfather they were trying to tear it down because they thought I erected it
0:05.3	But once they tore it down they were like oh, we've been tricked by Satan so you put them up and you took them down
0:11.1	Yeah, just a fun side project for me. I guess I built them out. I was like you know what now
0:21.4	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, whoever got the win in Kansas. We need you on the ground for hacks as well
0:27.2	What the fuck? We've stopped anti-borsion and now we're saving hacks. I have $20 at least to worth the save hacks fun. Somebody called John Stewart
0:40.4	Moses Satan Mary, I'm sure glad I turned down that offer to make a godfather TV show in HBO Max
0:47.4	Thank you for turning it down. I mean no turn it turn it back up. No turn it back up. Let's let's turn that back up
0:54.4	If you replace me with somebody hotter, I'll understand. I will not understand. I will not
1:13.8	Hello dear listener. I'm God and this is the Godpot. You know
1:19.2	If I had won the mega millions last week, I would have put some towards funding Armageddon
1:24.6	Repurchase the stairway from that lady and then use the rest to pay off the earth
1:29.6	But no, I didn't win. Sorry God you invented money. Yeah. Oh, hey Satan. Yeah, hi everybody. I didn't invent money. That was you
1:38.5	This is the perfect opening for Satan to jump in and say have I told you about crypto? Yeah, baby
1:46.4	We got lottoes go lower. We got horse racing. We got
1:52.2	Money funneling
1:56.8	Also
1:59.9	Not today Satan not today
2:02.8	No, no, no more long grown. Hey, guys. I just picture like the listeners ship like when you begin your drone by the end of the
2:11.4	Grown it's gone down. You can eat the tune in. They skip for it for the
2:17.4	They go 15 seconds haven't heard it yet. Okay, imagine the brimstone folks
2:23.5	Follow the Godpot on Apple Spotify or your favorite podcast app. There's never a bad episode. We should gold
2:30.1	Our conceptions are all immaculate. What do you think most of us do you like that that tagline? I do I do we should gold
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