Pray: Jesus vs. Predator

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

I made a new God Pod episode and saw that it was good! I hang with Jesus and his bestie Mary Mags. We premiere the new trailer to Pray: Jesus vs Predator. We also chat about Mormons playing the persecution card, the Holy Trinity bikini, the Indiana rep who tried to ban Viagra, climate change, and read some ‘Explain The Bible Badly’ Twitter comments. In the beginning was the podcast, and the podcast was with Me, and the podcast was the God Pod. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on the GodPod, watch out, Jesus, watch out!
0:04.0	No, apostles, Unites!
0:06.0	Jesus, no, watch out, Jesus, no!
0:10.0	Oh, Jesus, are you scoring, you know, Jesus?
0:17.0	I'm just gonna go on the record.
0:18.0	I'm not going to take credit for any murders.
0:20.0	Not at all.
0:21.0	I'm gonna tell you to do nothing.
0:23.0	On this podcast or smiteings, you know what?
0:25.0	I didn't see nothing.
0:27.0	But thanks for thinking we have that power here.
0:29.0	Like, oh my God, he tight-lips.
0:33.0	These are plants.
0:34.0	They're just gonna capture the carbon from the air
0:36.0	and they use it in order to sustain their own lives.
0:38.0	Algae farming, Google it, guys.
0:40.0	It really could save the fucking planet.
0:42.0	Or I could do something.
0:43.0	But, nah.
0:45.0	Hello dear listener, this is the GodPod.
0:52.0	I'm God, and I have an evil twin named Todd.
1:04.0	I'm here today with my pals.
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