I was auditing my streaming services the other day.

Sure, as we all must.

And I got Showtime specifically for Yellow Jackets, but then I haven't watched Yellow Jackets in like six months because that's when it aired six months ago.

And so I'm like, what am I paying for if I have Showtime?

And then I realized it has porn.

And so I was like, okay, an investigation.

I started watching one. The plot was, I'm going to just say... It has porn. And so I was like, okay, an investigation. Yeah, sure.

I started watching one.

The plot was, I'm going to just say, not up to par.

Not up to par with what I'm used to in my entertainment.

Yeah.

And so the acting was sophomoric at best, Paul.

It wasn't good.

It wasn't good.

There were no levels.

There were no level.

There were, there were boob, boob size levels other than that. Other than that, yeah. So the thing is, it's not actual pornography because it's like they can't show genitalia. Yeah. I guess on so it's like, so it's like, because they can't penetrate. So it's like, it's like a bunch of people like simulating sex acts. So, so hot when you think about it.

But with terrible plots and terrible acting. And I'm like, who is this for?

And so I, I just want to say, look, look, soft core porn makers of Cinemax or end showtime. I see you.

Sure. You're giving the world a product

that perhaps doesn't need anymore, but you're working so hard on it. You're in the trenches.

You're lovingly producing this weird non-pornography pornography for the masses, and I salute you.

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