Did you hear about the chess player, the one who got accused of cheating via vibrating anal bead? Okay, that's not where I thought you were going. No. And I obviously have not? Because you were like, have you heard of the one about the chess player? And I was like, is this a joke? So a chess player walks into the bar. He's got vibrating anal beats in. This is crucial to the rest of the show. A chess player and a rabbi walk into a bar. I'm like, where are we going? Which one do you think has anal beads? Okay, tell me, tell me everything. I need to know about the anal beads. It's some kid who was on the chess tour, like, he was basically accused of cheating via like radio controlled vibration by anal beads.

What an imaginative solution to a problem.

I don't condone cheating.

But if you're going to do it, do it in a way that is spec fucking tacular.

Do it with style.

Also how did he get caught?

Is it that like they heard the buzzing between his cheeks? I don't think it's been proven. He has not admitted to it yet. Did they do a strip search at the tournament? He has apparently said, I will play naked. All I want to do is play chess. I'm like, you can play naked and still cheat via anal beads. That's the secret. They're hidden. Wow. Like, how? You look for the tail? That's like...

Also, I don't know if you picked it.

My Christmas wasn't yet, but I would like anal beads.

Done.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hey, I'm Paul.

And this, this is that aged well.

Yesterday's pop culture today.

I love when I mix it up and I get you.

Yeah, you always do. It works 100% of the time.

Yeah, because I only do it every once in a while.

I don't overplay the bit.

Erica, it's December.

Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh.

Here comes Erica and Paul, laughing all the way.

We're going to make some dick jokes.

Don't listen with your mom.

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