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It's Granny Maduff, ready with a story.

So make yourselves comfy, and I'll begin. Part two begins.

Though the storm was savage, the wandering barnacle was still intact.

Her sail was ripped and her crew exhausted, and she weathered the storm.

Captain Craby was searching for his son.

Lost in the storm he was, Captain, said first mate McElbone.

But strong swimmer, we'll find him, Captain.

Helmsman Slogsworth assured.

The current is heading straight to Turtle Island.

If Crawford stayed afloat, I bet he's there giving them warning.

Now, boatswain Brickleback, get that sail fixed,

and Slogsworth, turn us into the wind.

Aye, aye,n, they cried.

And the wandering barnacle limped along, strong enough to make it to Shell Island,

but slow enough that the seagulls would most definitely arrive first.

Crawford and Theo were given armour and helmets.

Too little for swords, said the swords, said the swordsmith.

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