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It's Granny Maduff, ready with a story.

So make yourselves comfy, and I'll begin.

Tonight, children, this will be the first part of an epic tale.

You'll need to listen in again next week to hear what happens next and how the story ends.

Once upon a time, there lived a little pirate crab called Crawford.

His father was the kind but fearsome pirate, Captain Craby.

His ship was called the Wandering Barnacle.

This was because Captain Craby did not have a parrot, but instead he had a beloved barnacle called Barlow.

Captain Craby also had a wooden leg.

He had fought once with an errant lobster and lost it at sea.

Crawford, Captain Craby and their entire crew were Peaky-toe crabs, and thus they called themselves.

The Peaky Pirates!

The Peaky Pirates had a long-standing relationship with the turtles of Shell Island.

It was a beautiful and peaceful

place where all turtles lived no matter whether on land or sea. The crabs would hide their

treasure on the island and the turtles would protect it and make sure it was always safe. It

went on for generations just this way.

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