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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 21 June 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	They are not happy. That's how you know this was a real victory.
0:04.3	Welcome to the God Show. I'm your host of hosts, the good lord with the most,
0:12.4	God. I'm here with my son Jesus Christ
0:16.4	what's good Jesus hey dad you know I was thinking of an improved intro earlier today for me you can say my son and your Lord and
0:24.9	Savior huh? Ah I'm gonna have to workshop that Jesus. Okay. That's kind of a big change. Okay. You know that's okay and your
0:38.1	Lord and Savior, you know that's very insisting what if they don't want you to be their Lord and Savior?
0:45.5	That's like insinuating there might be something wrong with them if they don't accept
0:50.7	you as their Lord and Savior. We don't want to go down that road. I'm there more than savior. I just hear it a lot of it. I just hear it a lot.
1:00.0	I just hear it a lot so I thought well maybe we should start using that just works so well
1:04.3	listen you sit on the right hand of God on the right side you're my right hand dude you know
1:11.1	yeah you know you don't don't try to become first chair okay so I'm saying
1:16.5	I'm like the side man in a rock and roll band you come for the throne you better
1:20.1	not miss I'm the rhythm guitar player you You're the PR guy. That's why I make sure you watch
1:25.5	madmen all the time. You're my PR specialist. You're there to make me look good because
1:32.2	I look frgin terrible.
1:34.0	You know what?
1:35.0	Round the world how many times?
1:37.0	Yeah, yeah.
1:38.0	Fell asleep through the dark ages.
1:40.0	Where was I, Jesus?
1:42.0	Anyway, sleeping. Sleeping.
1:43.4	Let's not get too sidetracked.
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