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Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

This week we follow up on the Beach Teen Marine Massacre with a shocking revelation: The Marines were lying? And sharing alcohol with minors? and trying to kidnap blacked-out 14 year-olds?? Imagine our shock.

Plus: Texas drivers are named worst in the country, and Texans explain why (the reckless drivers are all New York and California transplants!) and we learn about the REAL driving hazards: pedestrians, cyclists, and skateboarders

And finally, the unthinkable has happened: Chick-Fil-A has gone woke. We examine the fascinating ways conservatives are processing this unique turn in the culture war

Music:

Kyuss - 100 Degrees

Pell Mell - Saucer

Transcript

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0:00.0	The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoania today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
0:22.0	Stay tuned, guys. We'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're all there in bar.
0:32.5	Stay tuned.
0:33.5	All right.
0:34.1	I'm Alexander Edward.
0:35.5	And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:36.9	And we are Minion Death Cult.
0:38.9	The world is ending. Chick-fil-A? Is responsible? Is I said by reading this correctly?
0:46.0	No way.
0:47.7	Well, true or not, we'll be documenting it, folks. Rest assured. You get all your information,
0:54.1	whether accurate or not on Minion Death Cult. Rest assured. You get all your information, whether accurate or not, on Minion Death Cult.
0:57.9	Thank you so much for joining us today.
0:59.7	We got a fucking banger of an episode for you, folks.
1:04.5	We're going to start off here with a follow-up to the last episode where three Marines got their asses absolutely demolished by, uh, 30 to 40 teens on a beach.
1:19.0	Uh,
1:19.5	I mean,
1:20.3	technically it was like,
1:21.3	uh,
1:21.5	nine of them or,
	...

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