As a person who played all Zelda games, including the original in the gold cassette, Link is not Trans (preview)
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 8 June 2023
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Summary
Today we host a living funeral for the modern man who is forced to go to his well-paying job and come home for lunch to play with his dog but there's sad music playing over it.
We can't help but wonder if he wouldn't be happier having his limbs sawed off on the battlefield or perhaps living a more traditional agrarian lifestyle (eating breastmilk ice cream)
ALSO: Fox Business transvestigates the new Zelda game to find out if trans people can identify with its protagonist (no!)
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| 0:00.0 | Okay. |
| 0:04.5 | Moving on. |
| 0:05.1 | Saw a wonderful story in a couple different places. |
| 0:09.1 | So did you hear that like Fox business reached out to Nintendo to make sure that link from Zelda was in fact a cis man? |
| 0:20.5 | I love this |
| 0:21.6 | do you guys |
| 0:23.6 | do you guys render a penis under there |
| 0:25.2 | is there I need to know |
| 0:27.3 | I need to know if this is the cis man or not |
| 0:28.9 | I'm not gonna release it to the to the public |
| 0:31.6 | that like this |
| 0:33.7 | you can go like off the record |
| 0:36.7 | I just I need to verify it yeah I just I just need to know I just need know if link has a cock or not. |
| 0:42.3 | Does link got a little got a little sausage link down there? Is that what? I just need to know about this video game character. It's very important. I love that they put, this isn't just Fox News, it's Fox business. |
| 0:56.1 | Fox business. |
| 0:58.1 | Male protagonist in |
| 0:59.6 | quote, Legend of Zelda hailed as |
| 1:01.7 | non-binary trans icon by |
| 1:03.7 | media comma gamers. |
| 1:06.3 | Nintendo game designer said Link |
| 1:07.8 | is quote, definitely a male |
| 1:09.7 | but also sometimes quote gender neutral |
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