We told them we were Marines so they would leave - but they didn't. (preview)
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
This week we have the smug, liberal grins wiped off our faces as we learn how the filming of Nefarious was beset by demons, and we develop some of our own theories about the paranormally-inept film production
and we learn about the different ways to make people mad while observing Memorial day, including the large group of beach teens who beat up three marines
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| 0:00.0 | and yeah so it's it's hard to say like how you should observe memorial day um but i think one way |
| 0:09.8 | not to observe memorial day is by having a bunch of teenagers kick the shit out of three marines |
| 0:15.9 | that's well i mean but those like those marines are alive though that's the whole thing i don't |
| 0:23.0 | even think that vets should get discounts on memorial day i think it's not about them well sure that's |
| 0:29.6 | true um so let me preface let me preface this by saying uh the marines are apparently fine |
| 0:40.0 | uh they didn't even go to the hospital |
| 0:51.0 | um but they did get like jumped by 40 teens at a san clemente beach which is um i don't it's not funny i mean it is fun. It's like, I wish it didn't happen. |
| 0:55.7 | But like Marines getting your asses kicked by teens at a beach because let me just pull up |
| 1:03.4 | caption here. |
| 1:06.5 | Quote, this is from a New York post. |
| 1:09.4 | Quote, we told them we were Marines so they would leave, but they didn't. |
| 1:15.7 | And the title of the article is horrific video shows nearly 40 teens, |
| 1:22.1 | viciously attacking off-duty Marines in California Beach. |
| 1:26.4 | So is the deal that like these teens were partying on a beach that was like a private |
| 1:32.8 | property beach, like a Marine property beach? |
| 1:36.3 | And they were like, hey, we're Marines. |
| 1:38.0 | You shouldn't be here. |
| 1:40.4 | And then it ended with that because that's pretty funny |
| 1:45.4 | I'll read the story in a second |
| 1:48.1 | it's even funnier |
| 1:49.6 | no they're just at San Clemente |
| 1:51.8 | and they were shooting off fireworks |
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