The Lead-Crime Hypothesis with Winston Carter

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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And we're back! Ok so what if there were an explanation for why some people commit crimes. And what if the solution also explained why the US crime rates peaked in the 90's and has been falling ever since? And also, what if it were all the government's fault? Our guest this week is returning podcast pro Winston Carter, and he's got a theory that he's real passionate about that just may explain it all. Winston thinks that the answer to most of America's problems might be in our pipes, our paint chips, and our car exhaust. And you better believe that the Lead-Crime Hypothesis also explains George Bush, racist incarceration policies, and why parents just don't get it!

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0:00.0	The I don't get to go on the trip but it's like I was there.
0:19.3	These piss bones that I found in my backyard and then cremated.
0:24.0	They're traveling for me.
0:26.0	Because Latt Stanley's old hat, I like to do a haunted bones version.
0:32.0	Yeah, yes. Well, Yeah, I'm fine.
0:35.0	I'm fine.
0:36.0	I'm really glad to hear.
0:38.0	I really do feel like that's the cutoff.
0:40.0	People with jobs are like, yeah, I don't know,
0:42.0	I'm bored and lonely, but it's fine and then
0:44.9	people don't are like I'd love to die.
0:49.2	Wow I didn't put me on blast.
0:51.3	I'm so sorry. It just I like I really truly feel like I absolutely
0:57.1	should not complain at all. I mean also like either way everybody's stuck in their house
1:04.1	whether you have something to do or not. Yeah very true yeah there's still the same like
1:09.6	wow it would be nice to hug a friend. Yeah.
1:13.0	Yeah, well I've got, see I'm on the, I hear, I can't, can't come, I have family nearby and we stayed with them for a while
1:19.0	so I do test before I see them.
1:21.0	Yeah.
1:22.0	Okay. So I've got, I can't, I'm the best.
1:24.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:25.0	Be jealous of how lucky I'm living.
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