Celebrity CIA Assets with Drew Spears

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2020

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Celebs, they're just like us! Sometimes they're approached by a CIA handler who convinces them to carry out covert missions in areas of the world that diplomats can't access! Or so Drew Spears, comedian and podcast host, would have you think. Drew is pretty sure that most major stars (and lots of directors and gaffers too) are more or less working for the government as part-time assets, doing a little light spying wherever they go. Does The Rock have a little side hustle infiltrating the Middle East? When Tarantino takes a break from tweaking toes, is he reporting back to the Pentagon? You're gonna have to listen to find out!

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0:00.0	The My theory is that I think probably there's like some supply chain issues at this point.
0:23.0	So everybody's just kind of on pause.
0:27.0	Yeah, that's what if I had to guess,
0:29.0	but I don't have a hookup, so I don't say.
0:32.0	Yeah. I'll ask't say. Yeah.
0:33.0	I'll ask my guy.
0:34.0	Fair.
0:35.0	My Coke guy.
0:38.0	What a waste.
0:40.0	Of all of those beautiful coca leaves?
0:43.6	No, I was just thinking of like the idea of just doing it any upper really just alone in your apartment and then just freaking out.
0:51.6	Like, truly, like even drinking coffee sort of feels like a waste of time and resources.
0:58.0	I do it every day and it feels crazy.
1:01.0	I put down on coffee severely
1:03.8	fucking good for you that's what we all ought to do how many cups are you at I'm
1:09.7	I'll start the day with like a blend of like half-calf and then I will try to not have anymore.
1:17.0	Wow! No tea, no supplementing, not a little bump here.
1:21.0	I'll have like a nice tea midday if I want to but yeah, you know I'm a
1:28.1	naturally skittish person to begin with so for the well-being of my loved ones I have cut back.
1:37.0	I like calling it skiddish instead of anxious.
1:40.0	That's really nice.
1:41.0	I mean I have anxiety I am anxious and skittish so
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