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Hello, Ola, Guten Talk.

Bonjourno, bienvenidos, one and all to the low-life podcast.

I'm your seasonally depressed.

Flaming hot and spicy, stylist, and host, Lovan, Rumpf, that roll though.

And I'm so happy to be here with you today.

No place I'd rather be than here with my low lifers, my safe place.

It's a great time to be alive. The birds are chirping. The bees are buzzing. And Britney Spears is a free

queen, a free at last. The Britney Spears conservatorship has officially ended, y'all. Oh, thank God. Well, actually, I'm not sure the

specifics of this conservatorship. Like, does it still exist, but now there's a court-appointed

lawyer or a lawyer of her choice that gets to oversee the conservatorship, which would give her

way more freedom, and she could also look into her own finances and things like that.

I know for sure her dad's not part of it anymore.

Thank God for that.

Can you imagine your own dad taking advantage of you in that way, just draining your bank

account, letting all these people just live off of you?

I'm so happy that Britney Spears is getting the justice she deserves because she's

been living this life for over a decade.

And this whole thing is just mind-blowing to me. I try to put myself in the cellettos of Britney Spears. I'm like, here's this pop

icon, this national treasure. We all grew up watching Britney Spears listening to her music, and she's a

multi-platinum selling artist. She's fragrances. She's a business mogul. She's a multi-millionaire. She's a mother. And yet this queen can't get in her own car and drive down to the local mall, Sherman Oaks, Westfield Mall, would be the closest one to her house, and get herself a wetzel. I love doing stuff like that. Just getting in my car. I want to go get myself a pretzel, walk around the mall, maybe go into a body shop, not buy anything. I'm just looking. She can't even do that. She has permission for everything. She can't splurge on herself. She can't get in her car and just take a road trip or go anywhere. She's literally trapped in her Calabasasas castle, which seems very outdated. She's always filming from there with

weird backdrops. So I'm just glad now she could have her freedom. You know, when it comes to

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