Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Bironial Bob is bigger than B Johnson's basher and ask the questions, none dare to even utter.

Meritocratic Mark, the ornithological oracle,

slides past small talk, reports Grinder going down,

eats horse ass, and doesn't like fruit.

Where is some Wade, loves the perfect pastime, playing pizzas and hump back sides.

From Texan tortillas to man spreading.

Yes, it's time for the last great debate.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted

and enjoy the show. Hello and welcome back to another episode of your uncle's second favorite

podcast, Distractable.

I'm sure we have much better things to claim fame from but today's about Gary's taste really.

Anyway, I'm your host Bob joined as usual by my contestants for the day and co-host in general Mark and Wade say hello.

Hey! Ah, Wade, say hello. Hey.

I said say hello, but that's fine.

Hey.

Everyone's doing well, clearly, especially and particularly Wade, probably.

If you've never seen the show before, I'm the host because I won the last episode that's right it's a competition one of these two other guys will win this episode and host the next one that's how it works. I have a thing. I write down points and so on and so forth.

That's the whole that's it not complicated and also what I said only kind of applies in every given episode.

Anyway, how's it going, fellas?

Great.

Man, wait, what did you take before this episode?

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