Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Restractable.

This episode,

warranted Wade, can't guess his walkways, penalizes himself heavily,

and was an Afro-Sabrai.

Malfunctioning Mark is utterly engorged,

cracks on Wade's content and prefers pickles with cream.

Buturing Bob breaks his buddy, gentrifies zombies, frightens morning folk and bans Wade from self-addressing.

From mighty mug time to Lenz traps.

He he heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh's

time. It's time for Wade's secret words, part two.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted

and enjoy the show.

Greetings, welcome back to another episode distractible. I'm today's host Wade and well as you can tell I must have won the last episode because I'm here hosting today.

And as such, the way this show works is I'll be hosting an episode where Mark and Bob,

hey boys, we'll be competing for points based on topic or topics or whatever I've come up with

editors cut to me you have to because I'm drinking today's sponsors drink I also

needed a refreshing no no keep it on me. Oh but look at this but I'm drinking zero sugar mug group here

Different than those guys keep it on me. I got that dog in me. Mark also has the world's smallest can.

Wade, I have way more dog in me.

Is the dog worth points? I have so many dogs in me, Wade.

I submerged myself in a vat of human growth hormone.

My, see my head is touching the ceiling.

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