Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Mammoth Mark purchases parrots, has big floating balls,

and proposes polymorfing partners.

Wavering Wade goes to extraordinary Ozzy E. is Bea fierce falling afoot sells out for speed but takes his vows seriously until the hammer drops.

From being too brainy to love's limits lost.

He heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh it's time for worm love. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hi, welcome to the podcast.

This is distractible.

D-I-S-T-R-A-C-T-I-B-E-E-E-N-T-I-B-E-N-T-T-E-N. S, T, T, R, A, C, T, I, B, L, E.

I have a bad feeling about this.

What, what do you mean?

There's a lot of spelling in the introduction, I don't like it.

There's actually no spelling at all in the rest of the episode maybe. I don't believe you and I'm afraid.

SP E L L. Yes, very good. I'm not going to give you a point for that. It's both what you do when you're trying to write a word and also if you are a witch.

That's the kind of quality comedy that you can expect here at this podcast.

If this is your first time joining us, hey, remember to subscribe and like or something.

My name is Mark Breyer.

I'm here to guide you through an experience unlike any other where we're going to solve all of your problems before you even ask it.

You ready? All of your problems are going to be solved. You better write this down oh okay good and the people

that are gonna be solving your problems are these two fine fine fine fine gentleman right

here hi I'll let Wade introduce himself even though he needs no introduction.

Hello, I'm Wade.

There's more to me than that.

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