The I will be the best survey you've ever had. I will also offer the caveat that I haven't been in the serviced industry for a few years but I've learned in this town never say never

Isn't that a fun thing? Yeah, when I left my mall job when I was like 24 I was like I'm making a vow that I will

never work in a mall ever again. I felt like Scarlet O'Hare I was like no more mall jobs and then in the last couple of years I've been like

It could have it. Yeah, I I was an assistant at ABC for about four years and I was sitting every day and you've heard the studies like

sitting is the new smoking.

Yeah I guess.

And even when I'm in granted it's kind of inevitable people have to sit they don't have to smoke but

once I had because I had gone in there thinking oh thank God I never have to wait tables again

and then there was that part of me that didn't love getting paid every two weeks. And that didn't love having my financial cap. Like I knew what I was making every two weeks. Whereas with waiting tables, it's cash in hand at the end of the night.

It could be a slow shift or you could make a couple hundred.

And then walk out of there.

And of course, it's the classic grass is always greener.

I thought, God, I would love to be back waiting tables.

Did you ever reread your blog about horrible customers?

I reread them from time to time. Every now and then and in the most mildest least hopeful sense people will be like oh put a few together maybe for a book pitch or something I've had people buy it like once or twice soft bites and I I'll reread and I'm like, oh yes, I remember that

asshole, I remember that horrible woman, yes.

I hope you get a book deal.

Thank you, I do too, but until then I may be back waiting tables before that happens.

We'll see.

And you're going to be a real dream of a server as long as people are not vicious to you.

For real.

Don't be bitches. Well, our guest today emphatically, only a bitch when people deserve it.

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