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🗓️ 7 June 2019
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Ed Edwards was a real weiner who killed at least 5 people in the Midwest. But could he also be responsible for pretty much every other murder that happened in America between 1960 and 2000?? Matt Newell thinks he just might be. The writer/comedian is on Lizard People this week to discuss the possibility that Ed Edward was also: The Zodiac Killer, The Atlanta Child Murderer, JonBenet Ramsey's killer, and also just an absolute douchebag sociopath as well. Is this a dark ep? Sure, but Matt is also extremely funny and fun!!
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0:00.0 | The Did you have a hard time being nice to your cat for a little while? |
0:13.6 | Because it hurt you so bad? |
0:25.4 | I was a little, I had not being nice, but like when he would, I had a little PTSD if he moved fast for like the next day or two and I was like, |
0:34.6 | is he, because I wasn't sure if I could trust him, but I've had him for 13 years, so it's not like, |
0:40.1 | this is the first time it's ever happened. So it's... |
0:44.0 | I'm not... |
0:45.0 | Yeah, I was a little annoyed at him, |
0:47.0 | but I also was kind of impressed because I was... |
0:49.0 | He was the kind of cat that if I ever... |
0:51.0 | If he ever got out, he's so dead. |
0:52.8 | He's the coyotes will snap him right up. |
0:54.9 | And his defense is to lie down, like if he gets and like |
0:58.0 | rolling his back and like that's, if, you know, |
1:01.0 | he won't, if he feels like somebody's mad at him or if he's afraid like he'll just do that but then when he attacked like that I think he could |
1:09.9 | kill a fucking bear or you know like that was so I was kind of impressed I was like it's pretty cool if there's ever an intruder |
1:20.0 | My theory is like every beta like has an alpha in them, but they just haven't found the trigger and I think your cat found it and it was it's food being threatened. |
1:28.6 | Yeah, buy that dog with a big cone for a head. That was also throwing it off because this... It looked it must look like an |
1:35.1 | alien coming at. It was really... yeah and my girlfriend watched the whole thing happen. |
1:43.2 | Like, it was all in slow motion, like the cat attacking me, |
1:47.1 | me screaming. |
1:48.2 | I grab both sides of the hallway and I just wet to the ground. |
1:51.0 | And then just threw animals in other rooms just like and |
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