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Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

The New Orleans Hornets and the 2012 Draft with Zander Frost

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

41.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

What is going ON with the NBA??? Basketball conspiracies abound, and this week we're talking to comedian Zander Frost about how the league may have rigged the 2012 draft. See in 2012 the then-Hornets were in a precarious position what with their owner being a sex pest and getting forced out of the league. The NBA was desperate to find a new owner for the team, and lo and behold the Hornets got first pick in the draft that year. Or something sportsy like that. Listen as Katelyn struggles through the fundamentals of b-ball! Marvel as Zander explains the entire history of the NBA from memory! Groan as we joke about the name Del Demps!

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0:00.0

The The every daily mail article has, it's like an article and then they have pictures through them.

0:22.8

I've never gotten to talk about this and I've been thinking about this for years.

0:25.7

So they each, every daily mail article has like, you know, like pictures throughout the thing.

0:31.1

And then there's little subtitles, little captions, and it's like they'll like totally put words in their mouth like it'll be like a picture of somebody like for a split second having like a half grant like like just like a normal face for a second.

0:45.0

Just like a grumpy face.

0:46.4

And yeah, and then it'll be like Kate Upton

0:50.3

miserable when Justin Verlander left the beach.

0:54.0

And like, they like, they like, and it's always like

0:57.7

typos are grammatically correct.

0:59.5

And they like, they'll totally put words that everyone's mouth.

1:02.1

And then they like create. Literally put words that everyone's on and then they like create

1:03.2

literally put words in their mouths of the speech bubbles.

1:05.8

Yeah, literally like you saw anyway they like create their own narrative which

1:10.1

as I also is not T.MZ doesn't do. T.MZ actually does pretty good journalism sometimes.

1:15.0

Hot, little hot take.

1:17.0

You heard it here first?

1:18.0

Little hot, it ain't good, legitimate.

1:21.0

At this point, are they doing that much different than the New York Times

1:24.5

I'm kidding they've sort of I mean they broke the Ray Rice scandal like they broke

1:31.0

they've broken several scandals that like big organizations tried to keep hidden and you know you know it's like you know like certain like in the this is a whole conspe, actually this is another conspiracy thing,

1:44.6

but like it's like okay like

1:46.4

E-S-B-N's not didn't break like I can't remember certain I think it might have been the

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