The Judge John Hodgman Holiday Special

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2013

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Judge Hodgman is visited by the spirits of litigants past.

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0:00.0	Oh!
0:20.3	Judge Hodgeman, are you asleep here in chambers?
0:22.6	Oh-oh-oh!
0:23.9	Spirit, is this a Spirit before me?
0:26.2	No, this is your old partner, Jesse Marley.
0:30.0	Oh, no, you know, what it's Jesse Thorne, my bailiff.
0:37.0	Oh, yeah.
0:38.0	Sorry.
0:39.0	What are you doing in my chambers in the middle of the afternoon when I'm normally asleep?
0:42.0	I misspoke.
0:43.0	I spend a lot of time studying a chart that helps me keep the Marley children straight.
0:48.2	You know, Ziggy and I misspoke when I said I was Jesse Marley's in no way an allusion
0:56.3	to Christmas Carol.
0:58.6	Are you touring around the country pretending to be a lost Marley child again?
1:03.6	Jesse?
1:04.6	Yeah.
1:05.6	I am.
1:06.6	I'm Ziggy Marley too.
1:08.6	I'm using the old Gallagher approach and getting a lot of college campus money.
1:14.9	I'm sure.
1:15.9	Listen, here's the moral of the story.
1:18.6	It's the holiday season and it's time for two things.
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