Badgering the Waitress

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2013

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Max says if he needs a server's attention, he's within his rights to flag someone down - but his friend Andy says he's going about it all wrong. Who's right?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast, I'm bailiff Jesse Thorn.
0:05.4	This week, battering the waitress, Max brings the case against his good friend Andy with
0:09.6	a dispute about customer service.
0:11.8	If Max is at a bar or restaurant and needs something, he feels comfortable flagging down
0:16.0	a server for assistance.
0:18.0	Andy says Max's behavior is rude and that he's making the wait staff angry with his actions.
0:23.8	Who's right?
0:24.8	Who's wrong?
0:25.8	Only one man can decide.
0:27.4	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
0:31.4	Bah humbug.
0:32.4	No, that's too strong, because it is my favorite holiday, but all this year has been a busy
0:38.3	blur.
0:39.3	Don't think I have the energy to add to my already mad rush, just cause it's tizzed
0:45.7	the season.
0:47.0	The perfect gift for me would be completions and connections left from last year, ski
0:52.3	shopping, encounter, most interesting.
0:56.9	That is number but never the time.
0:59.7	Most of 81 passed along those lines, so deck the halls, trim those trees, raise up a cup
1:06.0	of sad vent cheer.
1:07.7	I just need to catch my breath, sad vent by myself this year.
1:12.7	Mary sad vent, Mary sad vent, but I think I'll miss this one this year.
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