The Joy of Being Alone (w/ Ashley Nicole Black)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

"I would love for Guy Fieri to narrate my sex" Ashley Nicole Black (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, A Black Lady Sketch Show) joins Nicole to share her love of being alone, whether they like to play music during sex, and Nicole's dream anniversary date. Also, Ashley exclusively dated gay guys in high school, meanwhile Nicole's was asking her gay friend to help lose her virginity. Be sure to check out A Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO! This was recorded live in Montreal at Just for Laughs. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:07.3	Why won't you date me?
0:11.2	Why won't you date me?
0:13.2	Please, tell me why.
0:17.6	Oh.
0:23.4	Hi, hi, hi, hello, hello, hello.
0:27.4	Oh, wow.
0:33.6	Thank you so much for coming out to this live episode of Why Won't You Date Me.
0:40.4	OK, well, I need to introduce my guest when she comes out.
0:45.0	Don't be surprised.
0:46.2	People confuse us a lot.
0:48.2	It is not me walking out again.
0:51.4	You know her from Sam B. And you know her from the upcoming HBO show,
0:56.0	a Black Lady sketch show, it's Ashley Duck Hole Black.
1:00.8	Oh, I'm so excited.
1:02.8	Stop playing it.
1:04.8	Stop playing it.
1:06.8	I'm just kidding.
1:08.8	Oh, it's so nice, though.
1:10.8	Oh, thank you so much for being here.
1:14.8	This is really me.
1:15.8	Like, we don't look alike.
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