Power-Bottom (w/ Monique Heart)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2019

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

"I thought I had contracted an STD where I was rotting from the inside" Drag queen Monique Heart (RuPaul's Drag Race Season 10, All Stars Season 4) has never been in a real relationship. He shares his experiences with growing up in a religious upbringing, the girl he once wanted to marry, and his fear of the new wave of STDs. Also, they dive into their kinks and all the crazy public places they've done it. Plus, Nicole keeps walking in on her friends having sex, and is getting prepositioned threesomes from fans. Pre-order Monique's new EP/Biography today! You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=9649

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please!
0:15.0	Tell me why!
0:18.0	Oh!
0:19.0	Oh!
0:20.0	Oh!
0:21.0	Oh!
0:22.0	Baby!
0:23.0	Welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:28.0	It's a podcast or me and a colabire tries to figure out how I'm still single even though
0:33.5	if you ask me to clip your toenails and keep them in a locket I would do that.
0:40.0	I'm running out of these little intrepid.
0:43.0	And that one's the grossest one I think I've come up with.
0:46.0	Okay, my guest today I'm so excited.
0:49.0	You know her, you love her.
0:51.0	Actually, what are your pronouns?
0:52.0	Do you like her?
0:53.0	I go by him her.
0:55.0	As long as you pay me, everyone they don't care.
0:58.0	Well, I'm not gonna pay you!
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