Dating Dogs and Werewolfs (w/ Justin Simien)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 16 August 2019
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
"When he came, did he go AWOOO?"
Justin Simien (Creator of Dear White People) joins Nicole to talk about the kinkiest thing he's ever done, teach her about gay "puppy-pack" arrangements, and Nicole shares a story about dating a werewolf.
Plus, Nicole's dogs are eating her weed, and she expresses her thoughts on Logan Paul.
Be sure to check out the new season of Dear White People on Netflix!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, boy, welcome to another episode of |
| 0:26.0 | Oh, I love you, date me. |
| 0:28.0 | A podcast or a meaner, cold buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single, even though I will let you sit on my face. |
| 0:38.0 | And watch TV. |
| 0:41.0 | Yes! |
| 0:43.0 | Both things are the same. Am I allowed to talk yet? |
| 0:46.0 | Yes! |
| 0:47.0 | Well, the voice you're hearing is my guest. |
| 0:50.0 | He wrote, he directed, dear white people. |
| 0:54.0 | It won a bunch of awards, and then Netflix said, |
| 0:57.0 | Weee, neat what? |
| 0:59.0 | It won't like two awards. |
| 1:00.0 | That's more than that. That's a bunch. |
| 1:02.0 | Bitch, I'm waxing poetically about how accomplished you are. |
| 1:08.0 | Give me a thought at me. |
| 1:09.0 | So then Netflix said, we like that this movie one more than one award. |
| 1:14.0 | Let's adapt it to a television series. |
| 1:18.0 | That was a crazy one. |
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