The Jew Snapped
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.6K Ratings
🗓️ 2 December 2025
⏱️ 112 minutes
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Summary
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt are joined by Bianca from Brooklyn in an episode guaranteed to make you hungry! The trio discuss everything from the ranch on pizza, the worst thing you can say to people in Brooklyn, stupid food trends on social media, Bianca tries to convince Joey to become a food influencer and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | kick this motherfucker meal leave what's happening beautiful people it's a church of what's happening now new edition with my little bruce lee lee siat and we have a guest right off the top because we're getting ready for the holidays and this is the only way to get ready from the holidays with my girl Christina from Brooklyn. |
| 0:21.2 | You know what's up, beautiful? |
| 0:22.6 | Bianca. |
| 0:23.1 | Bianca, for that. |
| 0:24.8 | Well, This is the only way to get ready from the holidays with my girl, Christina from Brooklyn. You know what I'm saying? What's up, beautiful? Bianca. Bianca, what did I say? Christina. Oh, my God. That sounds like my cousin's name. I'm telling you. No, because this fucking guy told me to send a text to Steve Murdo, my brother, and his wife is Christina. That's why. So I was thinking... It's my fault. |
| 0:38.2 | I apologize. |
| 0:40.4 | You're also... |
| 0:41.4 | But this is how we know he's going to like you |
| 0:43.0 | because everyone he likes, |
| 0:44.3 | he calls him by a name that's not their name. |
| 0:46.3 | So you're doing... |
| 0:47.3 | I didn't have been to Christina. |
| 0:48.1 | It's not too far off. |
| 0:49.1 | No, Bianca. |
| 0:50.0 | I'm very sorry. |
| 0:50.7 | Bianca from Brooklyn. |
| 0:51.8 | All good. Jesus Christ, how fucking embarrassed? What is this? Right off the bat. What's happening? What's good? I'm happy to be here out of Brooklyn. Holy shit. Yeah. I'm happy that you're here. First of all, I love your accent. Oh, thank you. It's as real and old school, you know, when you see these Brooklyn movies, actors have to go to like a linguist to sound like you. You're the fucking, that's the best accent ever. And your videos, you know, you're this shit, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's happening? |
| 1:25.4 | Listen, the first, I have to, I'm going to get props with props to do. |
| 1:29.7 | My husband introduced me to you and leave when we first started dating. |
| 1:34.1 | We would just sit there on the sofa, cracking him for fucking hours, okay? |
| 1:37.8 | And I'm a little offended because I know you guys are professional comedians, but I think I'm a little funny, |
| 1:42.9 | but I never got my husband to do that deep laugh like when he watches you guys. He fucking cracks up so much. And I've never |
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