The billy goat tongue
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.6K Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2025
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt are back! This week, Joey talks about making decisions as a man, his search for something positive to do with his life, Lee's purple tongue, and much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Kick this motherfucker, Meal Lee. |
| 0:04.9 | What's happened, you savages, Uncle Joey, and his trusted little fucking Jewish cato here |
| 0:10.3 | for another episode of the Church of What's Happening Now, new edition, November 25th. |
| 0:17.2 | 16 years of married today. |
| 0:19.3 | Congratulations. |
| 0:19.9 | That's right. |
| 0:20.3 | Who cares? |
| 0:37.7 | You know what I'm saying? Who cares? And you're here. 16 years of fucking married today. But what are you going to do? We're here for another fun-filled episode. We're sorry about last week. Things happened. You know what I'm saying? One of the bulbs went out. And just one bulb went out. And we couldn't do the podcast. |
| 0:38.7 | But we're here today. |
| 0:39.8 | That's it. |
| 0:45.6 | So last week of November, you've got maybe three and a half more Mondays to Christmas. |
| 0:49.0 | And here we are, Lee Syatt, fucking here we are. Wrapping up the last fucking part of the year, my favorite part of the fucking year. |
| 0:53.0 | Oh, it's the... |
| 0:53.6 | Really, you used to hate it. |
| 0:55.3 | I love it because I'm taking off after next fucking Friday the 5th. After Virginia, I'm done for the year. Oh, yeah? I already called Shroomie yesterday. He's delivering mushrooms tomorrow at 6.30. For the month, he's delivering an ounce of the long neck ones. and the little baby stub |
| 1:10.4 | that look like a little Joey Dia's dick |
| 1:12.0 | They're like two inches with a big helmet on He's delivering an ounce of the long neck ones and the little baby stub that look like a little Joey Dia's dick |
| 1:12.0 | They're like two inches with a big helmet on top |
| 1:15.1 | Is that the name of the strain? |
| 1:16.8 | I don't know and it's a fucking it's a holiday season jack |
| 1:20.0 | I'm an old man I've already done everything during the holidays |
| 1:24.0 | I ain't shopping |
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