How To Get Your Dream
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2020
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Summary
Titus and Bombshell have on their friend and Comedy Mogul Wendy Curtis, a woman who went from a waitress at the club, to owning the club, to building an comedy empire. Titus and Bombshell hear about how Titus was when he was a young psycho. And Bombshell faces that she is supposed to be a comedian. The Update is about Kobe. RIP MAMBA
Titus Podcast, because life is a clown show
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, this is Dennis from the Titus podcast, brought to you by Me Undis. |
| 0:13.4 | You know you like me,undice. |
| 0:14.9 | Go to meundit.monds.com for your deal. |
| 0:17.2 | Also, by Harry's Razers. |
| 0:18.8 | Yeah, the best racers ever. |
| 0:20.7 | Harries.com, forward slash Titus. |
| 0:22.8 | Go get that deal too. And now with the Armageddonuff Day is Christopher Titus. |
| 0:31.6 | I'm Christopher Titus. And this is the Armageddon Upton.S. And once in a while, because it feels like the world is burning down, you just want to break some good news, a tiny bright light at the end of the tunnel. |
| 0:42.6 | A little bit of hope. |
| 0:44.3 | And then shit gets worse. |
| 0:45.9 | We lost Kobe Bryant this week. |
| 0:47.2 | And whether your favorite Kobe was number 8 or 24, whether you like the young so intense Kobe or the mature leader he became, you knew Kobe. |
| 0:55.4 | You know, we have thousands of athletes in countless sports, but few crossed the line |
| 0:58.9 | where you don't have to even like the sport to know who they are. |
| 1:03.0 | Earnhardt, Montana, Jordan, Magic, Bird, Tiger, Kobe, bigger-than-life icons that took |
| 1:08.6 | their sport outside of the sport itself. |
| 1:13.6 | Kobe had a dream as a kid, and he lived it. He had high SAT scores and killer grades, but went into the NBA after high school. |
| 1:18.6 | Degree in what? I know my destiny. I loved him for that. |
| 1:23.6 | I had the opposite problem. No SAT scores and the grades of a brain-dead gerbil. So I went into comedy. It worked out. I'm not even a basketball fan and I loved Kobe, you know, for his work ethic. Before games, he would get there four hours before game time and do a shoot drill by himself under the basket. 15 shots with each hand, then mid-court, then back to the three-point line, all four corners, and on and on and on. |
| 1:46.0 | So when the other team showed up for their warm-up, Kobe was gone. |
| 1:50.0 | But when he hit the court, he was deadly, the Black Mamba. |
| 1:54.0 | You know, they'd say genius is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration. |
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