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Hello and welcome to Here Comes the Gillotine.

I'm Frankie Boyle and I'm going to be talking to Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur Boyd.

We've all got quite similar glasses on today.

I was looking at glasses. Yeah. We get some different shapes. It's just hard, didn't it?

Because you're really changing the shape of your face.

I need new glasses. I might expect savers.

I don't think these are the right prescription. I just thought, fuck it.

And I'm a year down the line, and I'm like, I need to go back to somebody that knows what they'll do.

Frankie, I'm going to say this to you, and it comes from a place I love love but I think you might need a very focal yes I do that yes are you in denial about the very focal no it's just I was in spec savers

and the guy that was doing it was essentially just a guy off the street they're not really

opticians in there they're just um I they just send them away to the place don't they

I'll get my little round specs that I quite like,

but I really need a square frame for my round fat face.

It's a balancing act, isn't it?

Some people get those round Harry Potter specs, though,

and they look fucking ridiculous.

If they've got a fucking brickied.

Aye.

They'll look all right.

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