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Hello and welcome to Here Comes the Gillotine. I'm Frankie Boyle and I'm going to be talking

to Susie McCabe and Christopher MacArthur Boyd.

There's a conspiracy theory. Various people, you know,

that invested in Twitter, Saudis, all that kind of stuff.

They just wanted to kind of ruin Twitter as a resource.

So they got your own must-to-buy-buy-buy

to just kind of run it into the ground.

So there couldn't be another Arab Spring and stuff.

Exactly.

They actually used, from the Arab Spring,

they actually found people by their tweets and executed them.

Right.

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