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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2024

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 19, 2024: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola. How to tell if someone's a closet stoner. Everything you've ever wanted to know about sushi sword fights.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:19.0	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	90, 93, Earth.
0:25.0	Uh, excuse me, it's been brought to my attention that a few bad apples out there are smoking marijuana.
0:31.0	Not cool.
0:32.0	All right then. And now it's legal and that is great news unless you're a weed dealer and then it is terrible news.
0:38.0	Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck for Coke. I seen them.
0:42.8	And that's an addiction man. You ever suck some
0:44.8	from marijuana?
0:45.8	Ladies and gentlemen.
0:46.8	Is it primo weed?
0:48.6	The weekend.
0:50.6	Music has been taken out of this portion of the Half Asked Morning Show Podcast for licensing reasons.
0:56.0	It's one of my favorite all-time songs.
0:57.5	I didn't know that. Really?
0:59.5	Yeah.
1:00.5	And one of my favorite lines in music history coming up
1:03.7	Dickie Betts
1:04.8	Rolling down a highway 41
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