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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2024

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 18, 2024: What cheaters would never cheat on? Weird things left behind in Ubers? Everything you've ever wanted to know about burning calories while larping.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.4	93. X. Half-ass morning show. 90.
0:23.0	3.
0:25.0	When I go to the gym and I see people with abs, it's like,
0:28.0	why are you still here?
0:30.0	You did it.
0:31.0	I don't know how to work out. I ordered the P90X videos. I thought I could do that.
0:35.8	Never worked out a day of my life. So let's do what the Navy SEALs do.
0:38.4	Hiking is not exercise. Hiking is the segue between the actual exercise you did in your 20s and 30s and then the gentle mall walking
0:45.7	that you're going to do in your 70s and 80s so that you'll fit into the tuxedo at the funeral
0:52.3	home.
0:52.6	The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show.
0:57.8	Shoulder presses.
0:58.8	What?
0:59.8	Let pull downs?
1:01.8	Barbell curls. tricep extensions,
1:06.6	squat, bend lifts, bend over rows,
1:12.3	set-ups, crunches, red lifts.
	...

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