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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2024

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Originally Aired April 22, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Teacher fight club. Everything you've ever wanted to know about blowing on hemorrhoids.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:14.8	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:20.7	Apologies to our podcasters, today's version of the Half Fast Morning Show podcast because of technical difficulties had to be heavily edited.
0:29.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show.
0:32.0	90. 93, Er.
0:35.0	Well, it's moving day gang, and I'm sweating like a horror in church,
0:39.0	fresh off a turn and a trick inside the confessional.
0:42.0	Why did we wait till the day we moved to start packing?
0:45.2	All right, that's the last of it.
0:47.2	Yeah, I hope we didn't leave anything behind.
0:49.8	Moving kind of sucks.
0:51.4	Let us begin. It's Showtime!
0:54.0	I did, I saw a very funny joke over the weekend that popped up on social media on Saturday which was of course in
1:04.6	four twenty here's the joke I don't always roll the joint but when I do it's
1:11.7	usually my ankle.
1:13.2	Today's the day to be listening up.
1:19.8	To get that keyword to text in to enter for your
1:27.2	shot to win free grass. And when I say grass I mean up to 2,000 square feet of sod.
1:37.0	So during our program this morning, and then again at 10 a.m. and again at 3 p.m.
1:42.0	We'll give you a shot at this. You could be selected if you
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