Danny Wallace Radio X Well hello and welcome to another podcast from your important broadcast. Steve Fernando, how are you? I'm good, mate. You don't need to shout though every time we start. Why not? You're just screaming down up. People are on the tube listening to this. Okay, let's try it again. Try it again. Do it a bit softer. Come on. This isn't the 70s. Hello! That's me. Should I do it?

Take on. Okay, let's try it again. Try it again. Do it a bit softer. Come on, this isn't the 70s.

Hello, it's me.

Should I do it?

Do it go.

Oh, dear. How are you?

You're all right.

You're doing your car trip or your walk.

Wow. Yeah, because there are very different things that people do don't they when uh given their own time yeah they can do anything they want I've heard there's a um with audio books especially yes uh people enjoy listening to these kind of things when they're like doing a household household chores chopping Chores, yeah. Chopping carrots. Chopping carrots. Doing a bit of hoovering, maybe a bit of polishing. Other things you can do in house? Can you polish? Can I can you polish? No, do you polish your home? You never polished a thing. I'll polish you polish. You polish off a plate of sausage and mash. That's all the polishing you've done.

That's all the polishing I like to. I do, no, I've got wiped down my surfaces and stuff. I'm not polishing. That's not polishing. That's wiping down surfaces. And even that sounds unhygienic. What, wiping down a surface? I know. But cleaning a surface, that sounds good. Wiping it down. Give it a quick wipe down. Just wipe it down.

Up it down, mate.

Get the dust off it.

So you live in a wiped down? That sounds good. Wiping it down. Give it a quick wipe down. Just wipe it down.

Wipe it down, mate.

Get the dust off it.

So you live in a wiped down area?

I do. I live in a very dusty house actually. My room's often dusty. You're going to stop polishing. You're going to stop polishing. Get some polish. sometimes I make the mistake of using like instead of actual polish using like the spray you use in a bathroom you know i don't want to do that

stuff so my room sometimes smells like you know oranges and lemons what a dreadful start to the podcast

but it gets better it gets better everybody because we'll be playing dinner winners we'll hear

about steves travails in Austria.

I'll tell you about a Neolithic dog and plenty else besides. But we start as always with a clip chosen by who, Joe?

Caroline Fent.

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