The Important Broadcast Module 65: I've Eaten A Burger From Space

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2019

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

The Great Leader bends the space-time continuum in order to service you, the listener, with your broadcast. Despite being in transit to Austria, the IBS stepped up and delivered nonetheless. Expect mimes, a disturbing story from Steve and national anthems aplenty. There's also some sausages and a fact about Tom Grennan! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Danny Wallace
0:01.4	Radio X
0:03.5	Hello there everybody and welcome to another podcast from your important broadcast.
0:08.8	There is a school of thought, isn't there, that you shouldn't say things like everybody, or all of you, or listeners.
0:14.5	You have to talk to the listener.
0:17.1	Talk to one person.
0:19.8	You know, and I think there is value in that, but I feel like we're doing that anyway. But also remember, our listeners are in class. Yeah. This isn't a one-on-one tuition. I'm not, you know, your mentor. I am your teacher. This is comprehensive school. This isn't private school. This is comp. So sit down, shut up, listen, do your best,
0:38.4	and we'll get through this together.
0:39.6	Really,
0:39.9	you should start the links with,
0:41.1	okay,
0:41.4	everyone.
0:42.4	All right,
0:42.9	settle down.
0:43.7	A big,
0:44.0	big clap of the hands.
0:45.2	Okay.
0:46.6	Right.
0:47.6	Very good.
0:47.6	Turn to your shit,
0:49.4	shush,
0:50.1	because someone will be talking,
	...

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