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Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

The Important Broadcast Module 51: The Best of The Bits You Didn't Hear

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8594 Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2018

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Greetings! Welcome to this special edition of The Important Broadcast Podcast. As the year draws to a close, please enjoy "The Best of The Bits You Didn't Hear". Ok, sure; if you're a regular listener to the podcast, then you might well have heard these bits, but what are you going to do? Some of the words that you hear in this podcast are completely new words. That is to say that they are newly recorded moments that you haven't heard before, not 'new words' in the sense that Steve sometimes makes words up. Enjoy! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:02.6

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0:21.8

Radio X. Well, hello everybody and welcome to the podcast. Getting to the music, Steve.

0:27.8

Get into the music. And get into music, Joseph. Get into the music, guys. This is a bit of an unusual

0:32.7

broadcast, isn't it? It's kind of between Christmas and New Year's. So it's almost like a cross between Christmas present and Christmas leftovers. I think of it as a kind of wedding buffet that we kind of walk along and we're picking bits out. It's all a little bit lukewarm and isn't the way it should be. Do you think that people often get married on the 30th of December?

0:57.0

My sister got married pretty much on that day, mate.

0:59.7

Hi, in your face, Joe, you idiot.

1:01.5

Shut your mouth, I'm such an idiot.

1:04.4

Imagine if that was the thing we, the one thing in the year, we really got angry at Joe about these guys.

1:10.4

Yeah, no, Joe's nice and everything you know

1:12.9

it's just he seems to have a thing against people getting married on the 30th of

1:17.1

December he's always forgetting my sister's anniversary and it's really annoying

1:21.2

no you're welcome to your opinion Joe but in the future keep it yourself well do

1:26.5

well do if you could be bothered to propose to your girlfriend, then my sister would remember your anniversary. We always said we won't do this on air or on the podcast. Sorry. Just because it puts me up, though. It winds me up. It puts him in a difficult position. But now that we see he's got such stringent rules,

1:46.2

maybe she's better off out of it.

1:47.9

My brother looks of me. Lucky escape.

1:50.3

She's like, I just want a fairy tale wedding in the week between Christmas and the end.

1:55.1

And Joe's like, no, no, no one gets married on the 30th.

1:58.0

She's like, what about Steve's sister?

2:18.9

We're giving her ammo. It's actually a lot more affordable to get married in that week. Yeah. Now, can I just say, that was all fresh content. Okay, so if you've downloaded that, you got a little bit extra there for free, didn't you? And it was all, we'd never said that stuff before, we'd never considered it. And again, absolutely free.

2:19.5

Free.

2:26.0

What you're going to hear now is a mixture of short free stuff, all new, with some recycled content, because you are special, your podcast listeners.

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