The Important Broadcast Module 50: The Christmas Lectures

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2018

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Greetings from the warm bosom of The Important Broadcast. May your days be merry or bright. At this time of year, we join together and make hard to substantiate claims about ridiculous abilities that we have.... Well Steve does anyway. Can he really identify the flavour of crisp by touch alone??? Expect Christmas facts, Christmas Dinners and the final word on the Driving Home For Christmas conundrum. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

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0:00.0	Danny Wallace
0:01.4	Brady OX
0:03.5	Well hello and welcome to our Christmas podcast
0:06.4	I hope you're listening around Christmas
0:09.5	If you're not
0:10.3	This will get you into the Christmas spirit
0:12.3	Because we do lots of things involving Christmas
0:14.5	Including Christmas dinner winners
0:16.3	Don't we Joseph?
0:17.3	We do, yeah imagine listening to Christmas dinner winners in June
0:20.8	Oh but it would get you
0:21.8	ready for Christmas, wouldn't it? Perhaps it'll become a Christmas tradition to listen to this podcast
0:26.0	very, very early. It's when you know Christmas is happening. Yeah, it announces the arrival. No,
0:33.7	I'm not going to open my presents yet. I need to listen to the broadcast. Well, exactly. Also, at the same time, I do, in my house, I've become the sound of Christmas.
0:42.2	I'll tell you for why, because I do the commentary on world's strongest man, the year's best Christmas TV.
0:51.4	Unquestionable.
0:51.9	Where you just get big men lifting things. Used to be in a car park.
0:54.8	Now there's a budget.
0:55.7	Now it's like the stadium. And that's fun to do. So that's how I know when Christmas is happening. Because I hear myself. I'm still, I'm still beaming from the solstice. Oh, what a solstice it was. Oh, what a solstice. It was a Friday. It was the 21st. It was the shortest day. What a solstice.
1:12.0	It's almost over before it began.
1:13.7	Isn't it just? Oh, what a solstice. It was a Friday. It was the 21st. It was the shortest day.
1:11.9	What a solstice.
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