The Important Broadcast Module 366: Weaker Than Water, But Stronger Than Ice

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Steve decided to do riddles this week... That was without consulting anybody else and with absolutely no warning. The Great Leader allowed this, which we must trust was the right thing. Elsewhere, He pontificated upon the phenomenon of 'spontaneous combustion' and encouraged you to get a deal on an Eternal Rose.

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This week’s podcast is dedicated to Steve Manley

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0:00.0	This is a global player original podcast.
0:06.2	Danny Wallace.
0:07.7	Radio X.
0:09.6	Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast brought to you.
0:14.3	Um, here I am. I'm Mr. Dan.
0:17.9	I am...
0:19.2	A normal man.
0:21.4	I joke, of course. I'm a normal man. I joke, of course.
0:23.4	I'm the great leader.
0:25.1	That's Steve Ferdinando.
0:27.4	A little slip there.
0:29.8	You could have said...
0:30.7	It was a slip, it was a test.
0:33.2	Well, we should start.
0:34.5	Why are you holding your mic like that?
0:36.4	I like holding a mic like this.
0:37.3	Yeah, but it makes this noise.
0:38.3	It makes this noise and people don't like it. People love it. They know that it's real what's happening. Stop touching it. He's like leaning on it like he's a club singer. We've done to go at you about this before. This is an old problem. Guys, I've been broadcasting all my life. Badly.
0:53.3	I'm not going to change now.
0:55.0	No matter what we beg.
0:57.6	So anyway.
0:58.1	Stop. No problem. Guys, I've been broadcasting all my life. Badly. I'm not going to change now. Yeah. No matter what we beg. So anyway. Stop him. Oh my God. Joe, we can't stop him. So what do we do? I'm going to apply a filter over the top of this to kill the micumble. Now he's got to apply filters because of you.
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