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Danny Wallace.

Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast brought to you

and I hope you are all very, very well indeed.

I hope you're in fine fetal, which is important to me.

When people turn up and their fetal isn't fine,

I'm like, what's up with your fetal? Why are you coming here with that?

You hate it.

You hate that. That drab fetal you've got. I've certainly seen finer fetals. I've seen finer fetal than that, my friend. Oh, how many times do you've heard him say that, Joe? So many times. We're walking through that door downstairs. we say hello to the doorman

he takes out of a jacket

he takes out a jacket

and gives us a glass of fizz

he does downstairs. We say hello to the doorman. Yes. He takes out... He takes our jacket. He takes our jacket

and gives us a glass of fizz. He does. And then Danny's standing there going, well, I've certainly seen fine afyne a fettle. Yeah, the fettles not so fine. You can do with finer fettles. Sorry, sir, he says. He says that. Yeah, that's the doorman, of course. Then it's the security. And sometimes when I walk past security

And they're just staring at a screen

I just go

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