Danny Wallace

Ray D-O-X

Well hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast from your podcast.

Got a week off last week, didn't you?

Didn't do it to yourself?

Playboys.

He slapped the desk like he was so pleased with himself.

Yes, your podcast Playboys. Slaps desk leaves room. Yes. That's why we wear the dressing gowns. I didn't know why. And with the pipes. We got the pipes. We've got the dressing gowns. We've got the aviates shades. We're in our velvet thrones. Every other studio in this building, very strictly non-smoking.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But it's not really because we are playboys surrounded by a phalanx of model types.

It's because we're three middle-aged men who've decided to move in with each other.

And we thought it would be a great fun.

And we talk every night about, oh, maybe we should start a pub. Oh, yeah, that'd be a great idea. Oh, what about a band? Yeah. Oh, we don't play any instruments. Oh, let's just watch telly. Am I middle-aged? In this story, you are. Right. But not in real life. There are loads of bunnies around as well, but they are actual bunnies. Well, they're more like a lot of rabbits in our house. Because we're part-time teachers and we forgot to send the school pets home with the kids. Now we've each come back. Oh, did you forget? Now we're surrounded by bunnies. Yeah. And then we let the bunnies at each other by accident. And they made more bunnies. There's bunnies in our pockets. You think it sounds cute? Bodies in the breadfin? It's not cute. It stinks. Stinks, man. Absolutely stinks. And they bite. They bite, they're violent.

Some of them have got massive. I don't even think they're bunnies. I can't even go in the second bathroom now because there's too many bunnies. Which we're very lucky to have. Very lucky. There's a big bunny in there. Yeah, there is. And he squawks. Squawks like a falcon. I just I'm going near him

Problem is

He is using the

bathroom tap as like a gerbil water pipe. He's growing huge because of the calcium and the water. They're not supposed to have it. And the bath is becoming a bunny mold. Yeah. And the bunny is going to grow to the size and shape of the bath. I know. And then how are we going to get it out? We're going to have to like in one of those documentaries with the larger gentlemen where they have to crane them out. It's going to be like that with the bath bunny. But the bunny is also becoming intelligent. Yeah. Because have you noticed the way that it... Well, it's because we're just sweating all day in our dressing gowns watching National Geographic.

National Geographic watching all our shark documentaries.

Yeah.

And the bunnies are getting ideas.

It's as if they're being raised by sharks, which is why it's so dangerous to have them near water.

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