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Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Introducing: Restless Natives !

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8594 Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2022

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Hey listener, here's a podcast we think you'd like to listen to... Restless Natives is a cult Scottish film from 1985 featuring two scallywags – The Clown & The Wolfman. It’s iconic. Two resourceful rascals who take on the ambitious task of holding-up tourist buses in the Highlands… They were Robin Hood, only Scottish and on the back of a motorbike. Gordon Smart & Martin Compston are sampling that spirit - inspired by The Clown & The Wolfman - and distilling it into a podcast. They are setting themselves lofty ambitions before setting off in pursuit of tasks and goals they have absolutely no right achieving. A bit like their careers in TV, movies, newspapers and radio… Join them as they recount some of their ridiculous scrapes and adventures from the past while they plan even more ambitious, unreachable schemes for the future. Some of them will be achieved and others will crash and burn spectacularly. They’ve got lots to talk about, lots to share with you and nothing but time. As the film once said: “Is this the end of the story or a beginning of a legend?”

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's another day at Screw Fix, and Samo Farrar is learning the ropes.

0:03.6

So, Mo, with Click and Collect, we get orders ready fast.

0:08.1

So customers are out of here and batter their jobs in as little as one minute.

0:11.9

What are you doing?

0:13.0

Deep lunches, it's my warm-up.

0:16.1

I need to be in peak edition for when orders come in.

0:18.9

Love that intensity, Mo.

0:20.6

Laser-focused. You might even have what it takes to beat my BB one day. Back in a mo! Click and collect in as little as one minute. Screw-fits. No stopping you. I'm Gordon Smart, host of Restless Native's podcast, and I'm joined by my friend the co-conspirator Mr. Martin Comston. Hello? That's going to get a bill for two and a half thousand

0:38.4

pounds. Restless Natives was a cult Scottish film from 1985 featuring two scallywags,

0:44.2

The Clown and the Wolfman. It's iconic. The spirit of Restless Natives is those two resourceful

0:50.6

rascals, two lads who take on the ambitious task of robbing tourist buses

0:54.7

in the Scottish countryside, they're like the Scottish Robin Hoods. We're taking that spirit, stealing it like the clown and the wolfman, and we're distilling it down into a podcast. I've been on podcast, I don't know, but is this a thing? Are we in a second? Do you know, do you know what you've got to tell me? We're going to set lofty ambitions and set off and pursuit of tasks and goals that we have no right achieving.

1:13.9

I'd love to put on a festival. You're not like you've got to tell me. We're going to set lofty ambitions and set off in pursuit of tasks and goals that we have no right achieving.

1:13.9

I'd love to put on a festival there, a restless natives festival.

1:17.3

We want you to come on that expedition with us as we recount some of our adventures from the past,

1:21.6

scrapes and situations we found ourselves in.

1:23.9

And I'll put my eyes and about eight inches from my face was your face and you just went,

1:28.3

I'm annoying you yet.

1:30.3

And plan ambitious, unreachable tasks for the future.

1:34.3

The World Cup final.

1:36.3

Is that achievable?

1:38.3

Of course it is.

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