Danny Wallace

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Well hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast from your podcast pals.

I refer of course to myself, Danny Wallace.

Joe Attywell, also present here.

And who's this?

Hi.

Hi, Steve.

I'm back.

You would not believe.

Steve has been away for a couple of weeks.

He's coming.

He is tanned.

He's got a new hair cup.

He's wearing those sort of flowers that you get when you go on holiday, like a

garland of flowers.

He's got a store donkey.

A Hawaiian shirt. A sombrero. And you've not even been abroad. I know. I've just been out there living my best life. You've got your mirroed aviators on, your little pink shorts. Yeah. I didn't bring you any holiday suites. I was just going to say, I was just going to say, you've left it quite late now if you're going to give us our holiday presents. You know what, guys, I'm going to be honest, and I hope none of my future employers are going to hear this. I never bring holiday suites back to the office. Yeah, it's very likely you're going to have any future employers, but go on. You've never really worked in office, have you? Briefly. Briefly. Oh, no, I have.

Yes, no, at the very, very start, and then after university for a year or two.

Yeah, so, you know, people go on a holiday, and it's sort of like an office etiquette to bring back like a bag of horrible sweets.

A bag of Spanish sweets.

Yeah, and you leave them on the side, and nobody eats them, and eventually they get thrown away.

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