Danny Wallace

Brady OX

Well hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast,

brought to you by the important broadcast squad.

There is judgey, judgey,

Steve Ferdinando, always judging stuff.

He can't help himself.

I'm obviously referred to dinner winner, not his personality.

And then also, of course, this curious young man,

I say young, he's getting on a bit now. It was his birthday last week. Birthday boy, Joe Attywell.

Hello. Hi. Hello. So you had a nice birthday. Lovely little birthday, yeah. Did you have a little cake or anything? I had some jam roly-poly and custard. Lovely. Oh, lovely. Really? Yeah, it's my favourite. What did you get Joe for his birthday? Well, me and Joe don't really have that kind of relationship. So I dropped him a text, didn't I? Yeah, it said, I can read it to you if you like. Oh, I'd love to hear it. It said... I can't remember what I said. It was 1254 on my birthday. It said, is it your birthday? Two question marks for heart emojis. Yeah. I said, I replied, it is love. And he said, oh, happy birthday, my sweet angel, I love you very much. Well, that's absolutely lovely. He still had to ask the question, didn't he? Yeah, just to confirm, is it your birthday? Well, I don't want to extend the happy birthday. It wouldn't hurt. Without double checking, if it wasn't your birthday, that'd be ridiculous.

You know what? That's actually very wise, Steve, and I've regained my respect for you. Yeah. But you didn't get him anything. I got him two things. I did, as we will find out, during today's important broadcasts. But what will those things be? Even Joe doesn't know what one of them is. No, I don't. We play dinner winner. Steve has been accused of trying to

make every week a draw so that he doesn't ever have to do any work. I understand that.

And again, I respect it. But what will happen this week? The answer may surprise you.

We play, tell me something I don't know as well We probably tell me something I don't know as well.

And tell me something I don't know, something that has never ever happened before and really

should never happen. And I struggle to explain how it did happen, but that happens. What is it?

The answer may surprise you. And we'll be doing the nobiz as well.

Is it true that Paul Hollywood is being haunted by the ghost of Dick Turpin? The answer won't surprise you.

But let's begin. Let's just jump in and get this done. Here it is your important broadcast

podcast.

Well, good morning. It is just after 11 on Sunday and everything is fine. That's my guarantee

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