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Danny Wallace, Radio X.

Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast.

This week with a bit of a difference.

What is that difference? Well, I'm sure you'll begin to work it out as I introduced Joe Attewell, but not Steve Ferdinando.

Intriguing, I know, mysterious even. Is it disconcerting? Will you even understand what's going on anymore without the errant interjections of the Billerickie nitwit in his Essex accent? What could possibly have happened to Steve? Is it simply that we're not talking anymore? Has he finally cracked? Maybe he's lost his voice. It's none of that, but what is it? Well, you'll find out very shortly.

But thankfully, Joe Attewell, the icon, remains in position.

You're very much like the little cabin boy on a boat, aren't you?

I'm the captain, I'm at the wheel.

Yeah.

Steve is below deck, we don't know why.

And you are up in the crow's nest with a little telescope looking out for bad guys and going,

go blimey governor.

Like that paper boy you played in that show, Jeklin Hyde.

Going, oh, there's an iceberg.

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