The Importance of Being Earnest (with Mitra Jouhari)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Shelby is ill and will NOT stop giving sex eyes. Caleb is in Portland and surviving the heatwave. It’s up to comedian, writer, and actress Mitra Jouhari (Three Busy Debras, Big Mouth, High Maintenance) to educate the aliens, and she’s created a Golden Record designed to showcase the pinnacle of entertainment on Earth. Mitra’s Artifacts Pretty Little Liars (audio-visual) Lost & Found Music Studios (audio-visual) Countess Luann and other Real Housewives music careers (audio-visual) Galaxy Quest (audio-visual) Gossip Girl (audio-visual) Follow Mitra on Instagram and watch Three Busy Debras on HBO Max! Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who may encounter this voyager.
0:27.8	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:35.7	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.7	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.8	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:59.7	Whoa, well, well, well, well, well, well.
1:04.0	Shelby, how's it going?
1:05.6	It's good.
1:06.4	I want to be clear that I don't sound like me.
1:09.9	And I, it is me, though. It is me. You're not sounding like yourself lately. But I don't sound like me. And I, it is me though.
1:11.3	It is me.
1:11.9	You're not sounding like yourself lately.
1:13.7	But I don't want anyone to think that you replaced me on the pod.
1:17.0	I want to go out of my way right now.
1:18.8	I would never.
1:20.1	I would never replace you on the pod.
1:21.6	It would be too difficult.
1:22.5	People would ask questions.
1:23.5	It would be annoying.
1:24.4	Oh my God. Did you know you could change the volume from our mic?
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