Through Hate Breeds Art (with Raina Morris)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Caleb has fled to Portland. Shelby is sleeping in and doesn't miss Caleb...yet. Comedian and writer Raina Morris visits with them to prep her Golden Record and it's just...so much stuff! There's software to instruct the aliens on how to take care of humans; details on how to properly care for our skin and hair; how to satisfy oral fixations and stay hydrated at the same time. Raina swears up and down that she's not prepping the aliens for zoo-keeping an exhibit of humans, but truly you will have to decide on what her plans ultimately are. Raina's Artifacts The Sims 2 (software) "Beautiful Liar" Beyoncé and Shakira music video (audio-visual) YouTube ingrown hair extraction videos (audio-visual) The feeling of when a hairstylist washes your hair and scratches your scalp (multi-sensory experience) Eating ice (food) A kiss on the lips from someone wearing lip gloss (multi-sensory experience) Follow Raina on Instagram and Twitter! Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our black, friend, I wishes, to all who may encounter this voyager.
0:27.8	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:31.7	Hello, good morning.
0:33.4	Hello.
0:34.7	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.9	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.8	Hello from the children of planet Earth
0:55.4	well
0:59.7	well well well
1:01.7	well well well well well well well
1:04.0	well
1:05.8	Caleb Heron
1:07.1	shall be
1:08.5	Maxwell Wollsty Maxwell I was like what is Heron. Shelby.
1:11.7	Maxwell.
1:13.7	Maxwell.
1:15.2	I was like, what is it?
1:15.5	Maxwell.
1:19.6	Shelby Jonathan Wolstein.
1:20.9	What are you up to?
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