I Take Being Silly Seriously (with Geoffrey James)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

I...don't know what to say about this one. Actor, writer, and fellow Headgum podcaster Geoffrey James is on the show and just...wow. What even happened here? Mayhem, tattoos, heavily reused bits from last episode, our hosts and guest are absolutely depraved this episode. Geoff's Artifacts When someone with acrylic nails scratches your back during a personal low (multisensory experience) Pretty. Odd. by Panic! At the Disco (audio) Feeling pride when buying something specific at a hardware store (human emotion) Aioli (multisensory experience) Making a friend feel bad about almost getting in a car accident for way longer than is fair (multisensory experience) The 10-minute underwater scuba battle in Thunderball (1965) (audio-visual) Follow Geoff on Instagram and Twitter, and listen to him on The Headgum Podcast and Review Revue! Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum original.
0:03.0	In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.
0:20.0	I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who we encounter the squalager.
0:27.6	Now, we're making new records with our friends.
0:30.6	Good-jord, Tormo.
0:32.6	Honitia.
0:33.6	Hello, and saludo, Satov.
0:34.6	We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.
0:42.3	We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.
0:52.3	Hello from the children of planet Earth.
0:57.6	Oh, well, well, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, well, well, well.
1:04.6	How's your latte?
1:05.9	You, Shelby made me a latte, and here's what I'll say about it.
1:09.0	I'm a little bit sick.
1:10.3	It's not COVID.
1:11.2	Oh, I was sick last episode.
1:12.5	People are going to start worrying about us.
1:14.1	People are going to start, but you're fine now.
1:15.6	Not COVID.
1:16.1	I'm fine now.
1:16.9	I survived it.
1:18.1	You survived it because you're a survivor.
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