The Ice Have It
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
On today’s episode, Luke and Pete contend with some of the grim realities of the ruling classes on both sides of the pond. In unfortunate news for Peter, a truly dreadful man shares his passion for the Toyota Century.
There’s also some ice bath chat, a big battery submission and a brief look back at Pete’s dating history.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Lucca Pitcho. |
| 0:07.0 | I'm being joined by Mr. Lucie Moore. |
| 0:10.0 | You're the only person that calls me Lucie Moore anymore, and you're also the only person |
| 0:13.0 | that puts Mr in front of my name. |
| 0:14.0 | I know, me, but it's just, um, when you're sort of starting something up, you just sort of, |
| 0:18.0 | you lay on your, it's my goodness, me. |
| 0:20.0 | It is, is it? Is it? Is it? Is she? That's cute. sort of starting something up, you just sort of, you lay on your, it's my goodness, me. |
| 0:22.5 | It is my daughter started saying, goodness. |
| 0:36.8 | Is she? Good. That's cute. My goodness. That's really cute. My son started saying, what did you say? What did you say? Yeah, like a proper Londoner. We've both got cockney kids, haven't we? I think he gets it from nursery. Cockneys. So right, he used to say Pardon |
| 0:38.3 | And now he just goes |
| 0:40.0 | What did you say? |
| 0:41.2 | Ha ha! My kids, haven't we? I think he gets it from nursery. Cookneys. So he used to say, pardon. But now he just goes, what did you say? It's funny. What did you say, I got in trouble this morning because, in the office this morning, I got a WhatsApp from the Wi-Fi of access to. And it was a video, and it was of her opening the freezer, pulling a drawer out and the ice cube tray being totally empty. |
| 0:58.4 | And she said a little comment. |
| 1:00.6 | As an American, Americans do tend to like ice. |
| 1:03.8 | For her ice coffee. |
| 1:04.4 | She replied, on the little caption she put straight to jail, right? |
| 1:09.3 | I kind of agree with that because if your day revolves around or is definitely involved, |
| 1:13.9 | you can't make ice quickly. Yeah, but let me, exactly. And I have sympathy for a point. Can I please give you the context that I gave her? Right. This was this morning. Yeah. Last night, my, I gave my snow bath. Right. He's in the bath. no well this is training he training. He's in training. He's obsessed with ice. |
| 1:28.3 | Right. |
| 1:28.9 | Ice cubes. |
| 1:29.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:29.8 | He loves him. |
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