Fizzy water. It's the one you've got to come back for.

Welcome to the Luka Beach Show. I'm Pete Donaldson. I'm joined by Mr. Lukie Moore.

I'm enjoying this morning by drinking fizzy water. So, hopefully I'll have some big burps for you later on in the show.

We can only hope, not just for me, but for the listening community as well.

The listening community with their big fat ears.

I regularly entertain my son by popping him up on the side in the kitchen and doing the

soda stream over and over again. He loves it.

Does he like it when the gasket blows and it goes, like that? Does he like that? Doesn't happen very often there, does it? Because the gas lasts for a long old time. What, so you, yeah, but if you press it too many times, if you press like it, you should only get two or three pumps out, but if you hold it down for too long, it starts to relieve the pressure by going... Well, I've never done that, Peter, because I'm a responsible soda stream owner. Stay safe. Stay safe. Stay soda stream safe. That's what I said. How you doing, Looky, Moo? You're all right. I'm all right. Yeah, not too bad. I mean, I know weather chat is boring, but our international listeners expect it of us Brits.

Yes, exactly.

I mean, I realise that as a nation we are the boy that cried wolf when it comes to weather.

But it has been quite astonishingly poor.

It's been a particularly grim couple of months, hasn't it really?

I read a headline this morning,

like no joke,

that said that it was now confirmed

that a town in Cornwall

had a confirmation

that they had received

50 days straight of rain.

50?

That's a lot, isn't it?

That's too many in many ways. Crazy amount. That's a crazy amount of rain. I mean, it's kind of... Against my window. I can't stand the rain. Who was that? Was it Billy Myers? No, that was another song about rain, wasn't it? Kiss the rain. She kissed the rain. She kissed the rain.

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