The Happy Promptman
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
On the agenda today: Maxïmo Park, tight trousers and the appendages they disguise (or don’t disguise) and the astonishing number of famous people produced by one small Scottish town.
Plus, we have a look at a beautiful radio owned by Luke’s grandad and find out what Pete’s father makes of AI.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh God, nothing in... |
| 0:08.1 | There's nothing wrong with an umlau. |
| 0:09.6 | You must live your life in such a frightened manner. |
| 0:12.9 | I just don't want an umlau in my Maximo Park band names. |
| 0:16.4 | They're not called Uber Sturmfura. |
| 0:18.8 | I call Maximo Power. |
| 0:38.1 | Oh, good band. Good band. The course is always changing. I lost my head. I am long and I am lost. Every sentence has its cost. I mean, I guess he was involved in old Brewis, one of even field music and all then. Yeah. He was... Future heads as well. |
| 0:38.6 | Yeah, |
| 0:39.7 | I feel like they were... I feel like he was... |
| 0:40.8 | They were a classic... |
| 0:41.9 | Not a class of part, |
| 0:43.0 | but they were... He was a very different set up, I would say, Maximo Park. Oh, he recorded already? We are recording already. Sorry, I didn't write it's Peter. I'm not as professional as you. |
| 0:49.3 | That's all right. |
| 0:49.9 | In that one specific area. |
| 0:51.9 | Well, you just missed us singing to Maximal Park there. |
| 0:54.8 | Did you catch it, Bruno, or not? |
| 0:56.1 | Did he sing in? |
| 0:57.9 | No. in that one specific area. Well, you just missed us singing to Maximal Park there. Did you catch it, Bruno, or not? Did he sing in? No, Bruno's fucked it. He's had audition errors all morning. Yeah. It's very grand the name Adobe Audition. You explain to people what audition errors means? Adobe Audition is the very expensive software we used to recall. Software as a service. Software as a service. Adobe. Used to be able to buy crack versions of Photoshop and After Effect, and they were a bit janky, something's their crash. But now you get one that also are a bit janky and they crash. But you pay $250 a month for them. So, disgusting. When they give you errors? I'm not allowed after effects. |
| 1:29.0 | Because you can't afford it? |
| 1:29.9 | Well, yeah. Is it because we can't afford it? Well, we can't afford it. But you can't justify the cost. But I just can't justify the cost. Fine. I just want what we need is a virtual. I'll tell you how that went. You spoke to the person who makes those decisions and you I promise you this. |
| 1:42.3 | And he went. |
| 1:43.2 | No, you went, |
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