The Hyper Sexualization of Gay Men w/ Mike Kelton

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2017

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

This week comedian and host Mike Kelton comes #InsidetheCloset to dish on the most attractive Trump kid, being a bottom versus a top, bachelorette parties at gay bars, and the power of self actualization. Mike and Emma brainstorm ways to set up Matteo, and you won't believe what happens when Mike has to jump out of a cake, sexy style. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.
0:05.0	Inside the closet.
0:08.0	Hello everyone, I'm Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman.
0:11.0	And we are here chatting about being homosexuals and we're with our good friend Mike Kelton.
0:16.2	Hi everybody, thanks for having you guys.
0:18.2	Mike, how are you?
0:19.4	I'm doing really good. I'm feeling super gay and excited to be here. What more can we ask for?
0:24.6	Nothing. That's it. Thank you so much for coming. Goodbye everybody. Please follow me on Twitter.
0:28.6	Are you active on Twitter? Yes, I kind of have gotten away from it, but I am usually pretty active on Twitter.
0:37.0	I hate Twitter.
0:39.0	Really? I've got to fall in love with Twitter.
0:42.0	I love Instagram.
0:43.0	Although last night I tweeted that I was afraid
0:44.9	that I looked like Eric Trump, and I got 200 likes.
0:48.4	I've never gotten more than 12 likes, and that just blew it up.
0:51.6	Appreciate it.
0:52.2	There's that picture of Eric Trump going around where he looks like buzz from. and that just like blew it up. Appreciate it.
0:52.6	There's that picture of Eric Trump going around where he looks like buzz from a home alone.
0:55.9	Yeah, and I wrote, I feel like he looks like me if everything went horribly wrong.
0:59.9	Most popular tweet of my life.
1:01.1	Wait, that's so funny because I tweeted a picture of Eric Trump yesterday.
1:06.5	Maybe that's where I got the picture from.
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